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allaboardwiththedrunkenwhaler: Myth Involving Transformation “Beauty is vain, is it not? For what has beauty brought me? Pain and suffering, throughout my life, all so that men could look upon me with lust. And look they did, some dared to touch even. I refused them, sought sanctuary as a priestess of the goddess of wisdom. No man dared touch a priestess. But what is a man compared to a god? For when the lord of the seas decided I must be his, he would not take heed of my pleas. On the floor of Athena Pallas’ temple he took me, rode me like a mare and left me to be responsible for my crimes. And punished I was, for of my once breathtaking beauty became a petrifying monstrosity. I learned the price of beauty then and I revised my lesson every day from dawn to dawn as another ‘hero’ came to slay the beast. I dreamt of sweet salvation, of a death that would liberate me and grant me the wings I felt ready to burst open from inside of me… and oh, my sweet sorrows finally came to an end as Perseus, son of Zeus, came at long last.” -Medusa, turned into a hideous gorgon by Athena as punishment for her temple being defiled by Poseidon, later slain by Perseus with the help of Athena and Hermes.
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brotips: The new Daft Punk is top notch. -Sketch Posters
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confuse-yourself:

kisu-no-hi:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can they do the same with period pains so they would finally understand we don’t exaggerate that either?

stop smiling

(Source: vimeo.com)

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exoticwild:

Do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over.

(Source: theboywhorunswithwolves)

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manicfool:

*Laughs maniacally* They say Homestuck cosplays are EASY.

SPIDERMOM [X] DAVESPRITE [X] ERIDAN [X] LATULA [X] GAMZEE [X] FEFERI [X] FROG ARADIA [X] DAVE [X] ROBO ARADIA [X]  JACK & DAD [X]

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jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing. ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY  i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
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nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

(Source: toliverr)